Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 1, 2003

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Gaithersburg, Maryland where there had been a number of new appliances stolen from townhomes that were being built. Police were on the site investigating the theft of a refrigerator from one of the homes when they noticed our bozo Freddie Simon pull up in his pickup. He backed the truck up to the dumpster on the site and tossed in…a large cardboard box that the refrigerator he had stolen had come in. He’s under arrest.

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