Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 2, 2003

Bozo criminal for today isn’t really a criminal, but he’s so dumb it’s a crime. From Bennington, Vermont comes the story of 18 year old bozo Nicolas Parra who was arrested for reckless driving after his pickup sideswiped a utility pole. It was the reason he gave to the officers for the accident that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the cop that there was a short in one of his truck’s stereo speaker wires and he deliberately ran into the pole, hoping to jar the speaker back into working order. Don’t know if it worked but we’re only sorry it didn’t jar any sense into him.

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