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January 6, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Spring Hill, Florida comes the story of bozo David Ortega and his girlfriend Cynthia Cavasos. This loving couple were the proud parents of the first child born in the New Year in Florida’s Hernando county, and were more than willing to pose for a picture and give an interview to a newspaper reporter. All of which would have been fine except Papa was wanted by the cops on a probation violation. One of the officers noticed his picture in the paper and paid a little visit to the maternity ward. Yep, our bozo was still there. Yep, he was arrested.

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