Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 10, 2003

Bozo criminal for today is definitely a bozo but in a way you’ve gotta admire his nerve. From Cedar Falls, Iowa comes the story of Bozo Bradley Burns who worked for a fast food restaurant. One evening instead of taking the day’s receipts to the bank like he was supposed to, he simply took off with them, about $2000 worth. He didn’t cover his trail very well, as the cops tracked him down a short time later. It was after he was in jail that he solidified his bozo status. He wrote a letter to the manager of the restaurant where he worked asking him to mail his final paycheck to jail.

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