Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 17, 2003

What is it about Bozos and food? A rash of bozos in recent days have been foiled by hunger and today’s story is no exception. From Stamford, Connecticut comes the story of a gang of three bozos who kidnapped a multi-millionaire businessman with the idea of holding him for ransom. They whisked him away to a local hotel to wait. Their plot began to fall apart when they decided to have a pizza delivered in and charged the pizza to the kidnapped man’s credit card. Cops used the card info to track down and arrest our bozos.

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