Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 21, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bochum, Germany where an unidentified bozo walked into a convenience store and asked for a six pack of beer. The owner was about to hand it over when our bozo pulled a knife, demanded money, and threatened to stab her if she made any noise. She didn’t make a sound but our bozo did. Instead of handing over the cash she simply dropped the six pack. Right on his foot. He hobbled out the door empty handed.

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