Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 22, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Department. From Cologne, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who had some cocaine with him in his car and felt the need to snort it. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, he pulled into a parking space reserved for police cars right in front of the police station. He was preparing to snort when one of the officers inside noticed him and stepped out to ask him to please park someplace else. He’s now parked in jail.

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