Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 23, 2003

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3975: In the Bozo world, its not always a good idea to keep your promises. From New York, City comes the story of bozo Trevor Patel who got into a disagreement with the counter man at the neighborhood deli where he was a regular. When he left, our bozo promised he’d be back, and when he returned it would be to rob the place. He was gone just long enough to put on a ninja outfit-all black clothing with a ski mask. He rushed by the counter man, who recognized him in spite of the getup, and grabbed about $50 from the register. Unfortunately, since he’d promised to be back, the cops were on the lookout for him. He’s under arrest.

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