Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 24, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chicago, Illinois where bozo Blair Moore was arrested and charged with the illegal wiretapping of his neighbor’s phone. At the trial his fate was sealed when the neighbor took the stand and testified that she was on the phone with a friend one evening and told her friend that she thought her neighbor had tapped her phone. Moments later our bozo burst into her apartment and said, "I don’t listen to phone conversations!" The jury returned a guilty verdict in record time.

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