Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 28, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Westlake, Ohio where bozo John Monroe thought he was placing a late night phone call to his girlfriend. He must not have been paying much attention because even after a male voice answered he continued to talk dirty to the person on the other end of the line. At this point, most people would have simply hung up the phone. Instead Guy Turner, the recipient of the call, stayed on the line and called some of his co-workers on his cell phone. He asked those co-workers to put a trace on the call. You see, our bozo had accidentally dialed the chief of police who dispatched a squad car to our his house. When the cops arrived, they found Romeo sound asleep with the phone still in hand. He’s under arrest.

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