Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Aachen, Germany. A husband and wife bozo team had a plan for robbing a department store. The husband would shoplift the items they wanted while the wife would keep a lookout. If she thought they were in danger of being caught, she was to begin taking off her clothes to distract the guards so her husband could make his getaway. And that’s exactly what happened, she saw a security guard headed their way and immediately began stripping down. That’s when things got off track. Apparently her husband decided that wasn’t such a good idea after all. He dropped all the items he had shoplifted as he tried to cover up his now nearly naked wife. They’re both under arrest.