Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 30, 2003

Our story for today also features the Bozo Excuse of the Month. From Northampton County, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Charles Dale who was called to appear before a judge on charges of crashing his car into a bus. When asked to explain what happened, our bozo told the judge he was sleepy because he had "been up all night printing counterfeit checks." Oops…the judge checked out his story and added the counterfeiting charge to the reckless driving one.

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