Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 31, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada where bozo Don Hannah broke into a convenience store just a few steps away from the police department. That in itself is a bozo act but it gets better (or worse). A man who lived in an apartment above the store heard the commotion and came down to investigate, cell phone in hand. He told our bozo to get out of there and that he was calling the cops right now. Of course our bozo paid no attention to the warning and went into the store. When the police arrived a few moments later they found him inside the store, filling his pants with packages of cigarettes. He’s under arrest.

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