Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 3, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Austin, Texas where bozo Jamie O’Donnell stole a car and headed North. Somewhere between Austin and Arkansas he picked up a hitchhiker. When he reached Virginia, our bozo stopped at a rest area to use the bathroom. When he came back out the car was gone. That’s right, our bozo’s stolen car was stolen again, this time by the hitchhiker. His problems were further complicated when he called the cops to report the heist. It didn’t take them long to figure out our bozo was the first thief. And it didn’t take them long to find the second thief, either. They’re both under arrest for stealing the same car.

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