Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 23, 2002

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Santa Rosa, California, where bozo Tyrone Brown stole a Chrysler PT Cruiser from a car dealership. Our bozo hadn’t driven very far when he noticed that the car was low on fuel. Thinking he could bring it back and exchange it for one with more gas, our bozo drove slowly back by the dealership. Unfortunately, the police were there investigating the crime and spotted our bozo as he drove by. A brief chase ensued with the police catching up to our bozo when his car ran out of gas.

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