(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminals for today come from the Local Bozo File. From Tyler, Texas, comes the story of a couple of teenage bozos who worked for a local electronics retailer. The two somehow figured a way to activate the gift cards that the store sells and went on a little shopping spree. After allegedly trying to purchase a Palm Pilot, a minidisc recorder and some video games, our bozos ran into trouble at the checkout counter. The cashier suspected something was up when she ran the gift card through the register and noticed that it wasn’t for the usual $20, $50 or $100. Nope, our bozos had made themselves a gift card worth $100,000. The cops were called, and our high rollers were arrested.