Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 27, 2002

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where bozo Edney Rivera fled the scene of an assault on foot with the cops in hot pursuit. Sprinting down the sidewalk and fearing that the cops were gaining on him, our bozo turned his head around to take a look and ran smack into a parking meter. The officers helped him up and hauled him away.

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