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December 30, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Cynthia Kindler-Thomas for sending in this one. From Bethlehem, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Christopher Carter who burst into a convenience store and threatened the clerk, demanding money. The clerk didn’t take his threat too seriously, however, due to our bozo’s poor choice of weapon. He simply covered a plastic roll of M&Ms candies with a brown envelope and pointed it at her, hoping she’d think it was a gun. No luck, she simply swatted the envelope away, revealing the candy (maybe he should have used fruitcake instead). Our bozo fled, leaving behind the candy and a meal ticket, with his name on it, which led to his quick arrest.

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