Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 19, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Taunton, Massachusetts where bozo Joe Glover held up a bank, escaping on foot with an undetermined amount of cash. As we all know, bank robbery is hot, dirty work and crooks can work up a powerful thirst. That must be what happened to our bozo as he only went two blocks before stopping into the American Legion hall for a beer. Hope it was a good one. His little break enabled the cops to catch up with him.

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