Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 20, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in this one from the International File in Hereford, England. Bozo Shaun Martin shoplifted a battery powered toy of cartoon superhero Buzz Lightyear. With the police hot on his trail our bozo found an excellent hiding place underneath a bridge. As luck would have it, just as the cops were walking by the toy switched on and the voice of Buzz himself was heard saying, "Buzz Lightyear, permission to engage." This attracted the attention of the cops and once again, thanks to Buzz, justice was served.

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