Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 22, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Wilmington, Delaware where bozo Margie Shafer was on the run from the cops for a parole violation. Driving a rented van, she led the police on a chase that ended near the Christiana River. Our bozo leaped out of the van and ran toward the bridge, planning to leap to safety in the river below. She never made it that far, however. When she jumped out of her van, she failed to put it into park and the van rolled along behind her, eventually knocking her down. After receiving treatment for her bumps and bruises, she was placed under arrest.

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