Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 1, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Belo Horizonte, Brazil where an unidentified bozo escaped on foot from the city’s police station. He had not gone very far when he saw a bus approaching. Thinking this was his ticket for a sure fire getaway, he hailed the bus down. Imagine his disappointment when he discovered that inside the bus were several city policemen who were looking for him. He’s back in jail.

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