Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 2, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Barberton, Ohio where bozo Larry Edmonds was taken in on suspicion of burglary of a residence. Police had little evidence against him other than a description given by the woman who had caught him going through items in her bedroom. As he was being booked, one of the officers noticed something sparkling just above his drooping waistband. Upon further investigation it was discovered that he was wearing a pair of sequined panties. And beneath them a red string bikini and a navy blue thong and white lace bikinis, eight pair of panties in all. And tucked inside the last pair of panties was a pair of white lace top stockings, all items which had been reported stolen in the burglary. He’s now wearing something orange, the standard issue jailhouse jumpsuit.

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