Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 2, 2002

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Richmond, Virginia where the local movie house was hosting a special screening of "The Wizard of Oz". To promote the movie, the theatre had a giant pair of ruby slippers constructed. And very impressive they were, carved from styrofoam, five feet long and absolutely covered with red glitter. The slippers were placed atop the theatre’s marquee and the temptation must have proved too much for our bozo, as the next morning the slippers were gone. It didn’t take the cops long to crack the case, however. All they had to do was follow the trail of red glitter to our bozo’s apartment nearby.

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