Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 10, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jamie Axthelm for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Stockholm, Sweden comes the story of an unidentified bozo who walked into a bank in a small town and demanded cash. After the teller handed him a bag of loot, the robber went into full bozo mode. He then told her to deposit 350 million crowns (about $37 million) into his bank account, handing her his account number on a piece of paper and walking out. It goes without saying the cops had no trouble tracking him down.

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