Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Walter Gilden for sending in today’s report. From Los Angeles, California comes the story of bozo Tyrone Hardy who was in dire need of transportation. He spotted a nice looking van at a gas station and decided to pull a quick carjacking. His first mistake was choosing a minivan that was full of passengers. His problems were compounded by the fact that those passengers were all members of a judo club that was in LA to teach a class in self defense. Arresting officers said club members had our bozo on the ground and twisted up like a pretzel when they arrived.