Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 19, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Largo, Florida where bozo Steve Taylor worked as a shift manager for a group of McDonalds. Perhaps deciding he wanted to pattern himself after the hamburglar, he put his inside knowledge to use in an attempted robbery at one of the restaurants. Things started to go sour when his mask slipped and one of his victims recognized him as one of the store’s managers. She kept her mouth shut until the cops arrived and then she identified our bozo. He was arrested when he showed up for his regular shift at another McDonalds.

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