Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 23, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Tomso, Norway. Our unidentified bozo was truly in the wrong place at the wrong time when he was involved in a minor car accident. As he was exchanging information with the other driver, our bozo told him that he wanted to hurry up and get things done before the police arrived because he was afraid he was over the legal limit for intoxication. And that’s when the other driver told him, "I must tell you something bad. I am the police." He had literally run into a plain clothes officer driving his private car. Busted!

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