Bozo criminal for today must have gotten his signals crossed somewhere. From Mill Valley, California comes the story of bozo Carlos Alavarez who worked at the local KFC and sold a little marijuana on the side, using "code words" given by customers at the drive-thru window. When one of his customers ordered his meal with extra biscuits he instead received a baggie of marijuana. The disgruntled customer returned the weed to the cashier and, after getting his biscuits, called the cops. They stopped at the drive-thru and arrested our bozo. Which brings us to a new Bozo Rule: If you’re going to sell pot at the drive-thru window, don’t make your code words items on the menu.