Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 25, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Melbourne, Australia where bozo Thomas Tedder pulled off a big robbery at a casino, getting away with several hundred thousand dollars worth of cash. How he thought he’d get away with it we’ll never understand. He pulled the heist from the Crown Casino’s high roller room that is open to members only. Before he was even able to enter, he had to use his special key card and pass an elaborate security check, including a retinal scan. Plus, of course, every inch of the place is covered by security cameras. Casino officials simply turned our bozos membership card over to the cops who had no trouble finding and arresting him.

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