Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 1, 2002

We’ve said it time and again but still the bozos never learn-it’s not a good idea to use a cab as your getaway vehicle. From Montville, Connecticut comes the story of bozo Lance Haney and his friend Lori Smith. Bozo Lori got into a cab along with a friend at Dunkin’ Donuts. She then asked the cabbie to go across the street and pick up bozo Lance at the gas station. Lance had just robbed the place and when he jumped into the cab he shouted, "Go!Go!Go!" to the cabbie instead of giving him a destination. Then the driver heard the report on his police scanner about a robbery at a gas station. Putting two and two together our driver got going all right, straight to the nearby police barracks. He jumped out of the cab, tossed the keys into the woods and ran inside. The cops came out and arrested our bozos.

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