Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 12, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File on the Island of Crete where two bozos robbed a bank and fled with their loot. Witnesses gave the cops a description of the getaway car and the police spotted them getting out of that car and entering a building. And that’s where our bozos got caught with their pants down. Literally. The police followed them in and caught them shedding their masks along with their trousers. Their plan was to change into swimming trunks to that they would blend in with the town’s many tourists. It didn’t work. They’re instead blending in with the prison population.

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