Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 13, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Edwardsville, Pennsylvania where bozo Thomas Herndon stole a car. The police were notified and were alerted to be on the lookout for a stolen white vehicle. A short time later one of the patrol officers noticed something strange going on in the middle of a shopping center parking lot. Upon further inspection he discovered it was our bozo busily painting the stolen white car black. In full view of any and everyone in the parking lot. He’s been arrested.

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