Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 14, 2002

Bozo criminal for today is a two time loser. From the International File in Cairo, Egypt comes the story of a bozo was was truly down on his luck. First he was unlucky enough to be incarcerated for theft. His luck didn’t get any better when he ws included in a group of eight other cons who were attempting to break out. They made a human ladder, standing on each other’s shoulders and climbing over the prison wall. Our bozo was the poor guy at the bottom. The other prisoners used his shoulders as a step to freedom and he was left standing all by himself at the bottom of a 14 foot wall, looking for a way out. He didn’t find it.

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