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August 15, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Bethlehem, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo John Powell who was driving down the shoulder of the road when a police officer spotted him. And what he saw caused the officer to immediately stop him. Our 180 pound bozo was cruising along at about three miles per hour on a Fisher Price Power Wheels kids tricycle and unbelievably it was holding up under his weight. Our bozo told the officer he was going to his uncle’s house but couldn’t offer any explanation as to why he chose to use a child’s toy to get there. He’s been charged with public drunkenness.

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