Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 19, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Columbus, Ohio where bozo Drtangyn Sewell walked into a drug store, grabbed the cash register off the counter and ran. Our bozo was in such a hurry to get away that he didn’t even notice that he had torn off the top part of the register, leaving the money drawers behind. The cops said it wasn’t hard to spot our bozo, running down the street, carrying an armload of machinery with dangling wires and cables.

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