Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 20, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada comes the story of bozo David Owens who just didn’t know when to keep his big mouth shut. Our bozo was arrested and tried on assault charges but was cleared by a jury after proclaiming his innocence on the stand. After the trial our bozo walked up to the arresting officer and said, "Off the record, it was me. They had it coming." The officer immediately reported the conversation and our bozo was indicted for perjury on the witness stand.

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