Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 22, 2002

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Roseville, Mighigan where bozo Cassidy Vance broke into a residence only to be confronted by the owners of the house. They told our bozo they were having a party that evening and could he please come back tomorrow night to rob the place. Our bozo processed this suggestion for a moment and said, "Sure." Believe it or not, he did show back up the following evening. This time the homeowner wasn’t so nice. He roughed him up a little bit before calling the cops. By the way, our bozo is now suing the homeowner for his injuries.

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