Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 23, 2002

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Madisonville, Kentucky where police responded to a call of two trucks being driven strangely on a rural road. The bozo would drive one truck 100 yards or so, stop, walk back to the second truck, drive it 100 years past the first truck, then walk back to the first truck, drive it and so on. The police asked our bozo what he thought he was doing. He replied that his brother was passed out drunk in one of the trucks so he was driving both of them home. Of course, our bozo was also drunk and was arrested for DUI.

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