Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 30, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Horna Streda, Slovakia comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was driving a car with a broken fuel gauge. Fearing he was about to run out of fuel, our bozo stopped at a gas station, hopped out and peered into his gas tank to see how much fuel was left. Not being able to see down the nozzle, he got out his cigarette lighter and used it to illuminate the tank. Apparently there was more gas in there than he thought as the tank quickly ignited. Our bozo was able to flee to safety before the tank blew but the explosion destroyed much of the gas station.

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