Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 1, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Petersburg, Florida where bozo Daniel Bryarly robbed a residence and then used a cab as his getaway car. This in itself is not new, bozos have tried it before. It was what our bozo brought with him when he climbed into the cab that aroused the driver’s suspicions. He had his loot, consisting of four snakes, a sword, two mobile phones and a purse he’d taken from the house. The cabbie called the cops after the bozo was dropped off at his residence. His next ride was free, courtesy of the police department.

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