Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 2, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from New Orleans, Louisiana where bozo Mitchell Lane was frustrated with his life. Our bozo was a cab driver but he felt unfulfilled. He had always wanted to be on TV and that’s what led him to become a bozo. In his quest for fame he called the cops and told them that he was on his way to New Orleans International Airport to "cause some trouble" in the name of Saddam Hussein. He then armed himself with a BB gun and a small knife and headed out. Don’t know if he really intended to cause any problems but he did get his wish…TV cameras filmed him as the FBI took him into custody.

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