Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 5, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Marshall County, Indiana where bozo Christopher Adams was pulled over for a minor traffic offense. While talking to him, the officer couldn’t help but notice his bright orange t-shirt which read, "Fugitive. You never saw me." Playing a hunch, he ran our bozo’s name through the computer and sure enough he was indeed a fugitive, wanted for failure to appear at a court hearing. He’s no longer a fugitive, but he’s still wearing orange, this time an outfit issued by the county jail.

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