Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 8, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Detective Norman Bye for sending in today’s report. As you are no doubt aware, many portions of the country have been experiencing extremely hot weather in the past few weeks and that was what caused all the problems for bozo Lucius Harrigan of Wichita, Kansas. Our bozo threw a cinder block through a window to gain access to a house. While prowling around looking for loot, he worked up a sweat and removed his shirt in an effort to cool off. After a few minutes he left with the loot but without his shirt. And in his shirt pocket was a Kansas Department of Corrections ID card identifying him as a former guest of the state. Guess he’ll have another chance to find out how well the air conditioning works in jail.

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