Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 9, 2002

The heat is really getting to bozos around the country. For the second day in a row we present an overheated bozo story. From Glenwood Springs, Colorado comes the story of bozo Steven Harper who went into the air conditioned Wal-Mart store to get some relief from the heat. He did a little shopping before plopping down into a reclining chair in the yard and garden department to cool off. He promptly fell asleep and when associates had a tough time waking him up, the police were called. The cops did a quick check on his ID and wouldn’t you know it, he was wanted on an outstanding warrant for contempt of court. He’s cooling his heels in jail.

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