Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 10, 2002

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 2486: You should always be suspicious when your victims are a little too helpful. From the International File in Tsu, Japan comes the story of an unidentified bozo who marched into a bank and demanded cash. The teller and several other employees said the really big money was in the vault and if he would just step this way…They led him to the bank’s main vault and when he went inside to grab his cash, they slammed the door shut on him, locking him inside. And that’s where he remained until the cops arrived.

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