Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 22, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Stratford, Ontario, Canada where next time bozo Robert Raines should perhaps consider using the phone book. Bozo Robert was tending his large indoor marijuana growing operation one day when he needed to make a phone call (probably to order some pizza). Not having the number he needed, he called information, or at least that’s what he intended to do. In his somewhat addled state he dialed 911 instead of 411. He realized his mistake and hung up without saying anything when the 911 operator answered. A patrol car was sent to his residence as a matter of course and the police found his little farm. Busted!!

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