Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 3, 2002

Bozo criminals for today come from College Station, Texas. Bozo Enrique Clayton was home from South Korea where he was stationed with his army unit. Bozo Enrique cooked up a plan with his bozo girlfriend Bethany Welch that they thought would keep him from having to go back overseas. Bozo Enrique convinced Bethany to shoot him in the leg. He then sent her to the police station to report that he had been shot in a robbery at a rest stop. Their story quickly disintegrated when the cops discovered that Enrique’s "missing" wallet was in his apartment. And the gun used in the assault was found in his car. Part of the plan did work, however. He won’t be going back to Korea. He’s presently stationed in jail.

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