Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 5, 2002

Bozo criminal for today comes from Modesto, California where bozo Jose Luis Lopez discovered the hard way that you have to be careful what you say around kids. Our bozo’s two grandkids, ages 7 and 5 took $1100 of grandpa’s cash to school for show and tell time. They told the teacher they took the cash from a pile of money in grandpa’s van and that grandpa had "made" the money. The teacher called the cops who at first found the kids a bit frightened and hesitant to talk to them. Finally the officer asked the little boy what his favorite game was. He told him that it was the video game "Frogger" and that his grandfather’s favorite game was "the moneymaking game." The cops caught up with gramps and arrested him even while he was trying to stuff the evidence down his pants.

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