Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

June 6, 2002

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Harry Childs for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Mexico City, Mexico comes the story of a bozo who learned the hard way that his mother was right about being a glutton. One morning at 8 o’clock he entered a pastry shop, flashed a knife and told the person behind the counter to give him a slice of chocolate cake. It must have been darn fine cake, too, since our bozo returned the following morning at 8 and pulled the same stunt, and again the next morning at 8 and the next morning at 8. By the fifth day, the clerk had noticed a pattern developing and called the cops around 7:30. They were there waiting to take him into custody when he showed up at 8 o’clock.

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